Kite 3,263 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 Mmm! And only $9.95 a can! Here's the official description on ThinkGeek: Pâté is passé. Unicorn - the new white meat. Excellent source of sparkles! Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don't know is that when unicorns reach the end of their lifespan, they are drawn to County Meath, Ireland. The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn. As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn's outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite. We are confident you will find a world of bewilderment in every mouthful of scrumptious unicorn meat. http://scifiwire.com/2010/04/mmm-sparkly-unicorn-meat.php the guys who come up with this stuff are awesome 3 Sledgstone, Khellendross and CabbitGirl reacted to this Quote Bruce Campbell: '' This place has more security then the Batcave '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 ahahahah wtf X'D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 looks like canned dog food Quote Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kite 3,263 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 imagine your poop after eating it Quote Bruce Campbell: '' This place has more security then the Batcave '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 imagine your poop after eating it It would be the prettiest poop ever!... Still pass. Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 LOL. I love unicorns!~ How sad Quote [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slippers 3,168 Report post Posted April 22, 2010 It would be the prettiest poop ever!... almost never want to flush your toilet ever again haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 lmao! That is a horrible product! X'D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khellendross 1,260 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 My question is, is it horse or cow? Because if they're going for unicorn, teh meat is horse. >.> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Its probably head cheese with sparkles in it. If anyone doesn't know what head cheese is, google it.. it is meat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Freggin awesome!! Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emily North 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2019 For all Unicorn fans - check this out. I've just wasted some few minutes of my life playing this awesome Robot Unicorn Attack game. 😅 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted August 28, 2019 I want pancakes with a side of Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
