Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Boobquake Help fight supernatural thinking and the oppression of women, just by dressing immodestly!---------------------- http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html (For those who want a more serious explanation of the event, please go here: http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/quick-clarification-about-boobquake.html) "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader. I have a modest proposal. Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose? Time for a Boobqauke. On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics. So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake! I might just be out in the garden but I'm down with this. Come on ladies, lets see if we can move the earth 5 Sledgstone, Khellendross, CabbitGirl and 2 others reacted to this Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kite 3,263 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 im all for women putting the test to the boobquake theory Bruce Campbell: '' This place has more security then the Batcave '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 I support this. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skytiger 544 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 I might be working that day but I will wear something to and from work to go along with this. I have always found those kind of comments to be irritating, but if we are to blame then let's take responsibility and really shake things up, right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 thanks for the invite ill join in :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kite 3,263 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Aim your booby quakes at the guys house Bruce Campbell: '' This place has more security then the Batcave '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted April 23, 2010 Any of the guys put on something off the Simon Cowell wardrobe? I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tristan9480 198 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 We need pictures of this event in the garden, lady. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 Whoo hoo! Im in~ [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 *looks forward to the boobquake* We need pictures of this event in the garden, lady. mwahaha! Those pics will be for my personal collection only. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tristan9480 198 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 It's for science though ;_; [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khellendross 1,260 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 (edited) It's for science though ;_; I second that. They need to be timestamped as well. Just so that we can monitor the quakes caused by this >.> http://earthquake.usgs.gov/ The USGS Earthquake monitoring system. Just by looking at that kinda disproves anything they were saying about immorality causing quakes. >.> Edited April 24, 2010 by Khellendross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slippers 3,168 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 there were mini earthquakes in Jerry springer show in an episode pie and fat naked people..either that or camera was shaking like crazy lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 24, 2010 I'm going to take video of the boob quake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted April 25, 2010 I'm going to take video of the boob quake. good luck! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted April 26, 2010 Happy Boobquake~ [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slippers 3,168 Report post Posted April 26, 2010 6.9 mag-boobquake in Taiwan this Monday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 27, 2010 rotflmao! But I think that quake happened on sunday our time tho before all the cleavage was exposed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted April 27, 2010 Does that mean Taiwan has more boobage than the rest of the world? I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted April 27, 2010 you'll have to ask a cleric Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camron 1,058 Report post Posted April 27, 2010 I saw some cleavage yesterday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted April 27, 2010 Does that mean Taiwan has more boobage than the rest of the world? What ever the location on earth that is on the exact opposite side from taiwan must have launched a boobquake attack against them... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted April 28, 2010 Excuse my lack of Paintshop skills, they're THAT bad ' ... the idea was to have me sleeping in between our lovely contours. I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slippers 3,168 Report post Posted April 28, 2010 *presses back button* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted April 28, 2010 damn that lady has huge boobs. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
