LeeLee 140 Report post Posted May 30, 2012 That's right! On Saturday, May 25th of 2012, a nude man attacked a homeless man and proceeded to chew his face off in Miami, Florida. When police showed up he wouldn't stop when comanded and they shot him. The nude zombie guy still didn't stop. It took a second shot from police to take down the crazed naked zombie dude. They claim it was either due to crack coccain or smoking bath salts. I say zombie. I mean, he ate a man's face off!! To the bone. Even ate the guy's nose! I'm scared. I'm so not stocked and ready for zombies. I live really close to Miami, as well. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57443456-504083/ronald-poppo-victim-of-fla-face-eating-man-rudy-eugene-is-a-65-year-old-homeless-man-police-say/ The watersprite that lives underground like a mole. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted May 31, 2012 I'll believe it when Ronald Poppo turns into a zombie. .... Although I would've preferred a Werewolf Apocalypse.... Death by furries would be so bizzare.... Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted May 31, 2012 wOBNrAtIhRo GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeLee 140 Report post Posted June 1, 2012 Last I heard he is in critical condition. If he dies it won't disprove the zombie possibility. Could be he turns and the government covers it up. =P The watersprite that lives underground like a mole. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 If The Government covers it up I'll lose interest anyway. Because most people who talk about government cover ups sound like quacks. Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Looks like it was bath salts that made the guy freak out and turn zombie: http://gizmodo.com/5914613/you-can-easily-buy-the-drugs-that-created-the-miami-zombie-online F*cking sicko eating a guy.. wtf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Dropping $1200 on one of these soon! GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Very nice. Is that the specific shotgun you're going to buy? What make/model are you wanting to get? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Yes its the FN SLP (slef loading police shotgun). Semi Auto 6+1... there is a SLP Mark I thats 7+1 but its too long for my liking. GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted June 5, 2012 Yep, Bath Salts ... I've tried that before and it felt like *gets a WARNING sign on his office computer and suddenly hears choppers ... a minute later the ninja~police crash into the office and take him captive* I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted June 5, 2012 Wp_K8prLfso GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeLee 140 Report post Posted June 10, 2012 That guy isn't the only one eating people! There was another where some guy killed and ate his roommates heart and liver. What about the guy who stabbed himself like 30 times, then when the cops came, he started throwing parts of his skin and intestines at the cops?! People are going batshit crazy for some reason... The watersprite that lives underground like a mole. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted June 11, 2012 There are also plenty of reports of children coming back to life. http://gawker.com/5916549/dead-toddler-reanimates-at-own-wake-to-ask-for-some-water-then-re+dies GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted June 11, 2012 fewer people would be fucking themselves over on nasty ass drugs if weed was legal Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeLee 140 Report post Posted June 11, 2012 no, there would still be really stupid people out there looking for the ultimate high. I know plently of coke heads who don't like the way weed makes them feel. Then you have some people who just get stupider when they smoke! The watersprite that lives underground like a mole. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted June 12, 2012 people looking for ultimate highs blow way past weed whether its legal or not anyway, it's too tame for them and speeders don't like it cuz they wanna bounce not sit on the couch and eat chips Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
