DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted March 28, 2014 Here is the trailer for TMNT. Click here to view the article Quote GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted March 28, 2014 Makes it sound like Master Splinter isn't in it.... Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eppy 3,446 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 Megan Fox is the worst possible choice for April....Michael Bay just needs to stop. 2 DeathscytheX and Sledgstone reacted to this Quote "That fairy needs to stop shouting in my ear, or I'm going to throw her friend I have trapped in the bottle into a lava pit or something. HEY, LISTEN! No, YOU listen. If something's important, just say so without yelling at me. Or fly over to it and change color like you usually do. Just because I'm busy mowing the lawn and hoping I'll find some spare change, doesn't mean I can't hear you." - Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 At least Shia LaBeouf isn't Casey Jones ... 1 Sledgstone reacted to this Quote GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 So some scientists purposefully made giant mutant Turtles to be heroes I guess? And then trained them to be ninjas instead of giving them modern weaponry? At least it doesn't sound like they are aliens from another planet anymore. I'm guessing there is no Splinter, underground sewer base or Turtle van anymore. The turtles are huge too. The trailer screams Michael Bay.. I'm surprised it wasn't filled with constant explosions. I did see that Nickelodeon logo at the beginning. That'll keep the movie from being too gritty.. The last movie with a Nickelodeon logo I saw was the Last Air Bender.. one of the worst movies ever made. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) Not surprised or shocked by this piece of shit trailer. This sort of thing appeals to today's generation? So be it. It's the same thing I've said before about bad movies making tons of money versus movies with substance these days. Expect sequels to this, like other pathetic movies - Transformers or Resident Evil or The Hangover or Twilight or Taken or 300, etc. Edited March 29, 2014 by Pchan Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 No offense to your high horse Pchan, but no one here was surprised. Everyone here pretty much knew Michael Bay would ruin TMNT. Just like everyone here should know how JJ Abrams is a bad choice for Star Wars. M Night Shyamalan not having a good movie since The Sixth Sense. Harrison Ford being Indiana Jones at his age was a bad idea. An American Dragon Ball movie would suck. Warner can't comprehend how to make good superhero movies beyond Batman. A PG-13 Robocop remake would be bad. Sony's Spider-Man reboot is pure crap. Godzilla (2014) lacks the charm of the Godzilla sequels. Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) I only said I wasn't PG-13 RoboCop on the contrary was not dismal, as a lot hoped and predicted it would be. Overall, a decent effort. Not as good as the new Dredd and not as bad as it was made out to be. Agreed and anyone else being Harrison Ford I'd say is a bad idea. That series is done and should be put to rest. The Amazing Spiderman was a decent outing, not absolutely fantastic but decent enough to make me curious to watch the shitty CG this-looks-like-a-video-game movie trailer. On the first outing, the action was fun and believable. The cast was a problem for me. The new one thankfully is directed by the same director, so who knows, hopefully it won't suck as much as it looks it would (remember Thor 2?). Either way, it's a franchise that was rebooted too soon, much like Transformers 4 or -1 or whatever it is that it's trying to be. Definitely, Godzilla 2014 lacks Roland's magic wand ... for the best. I know what you mean though, about earlier sequels. Too early to tell and the trailer looks serious business. Edited March 29, 2014 by Pchan Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted June 25, 2014 Transshredderformer. Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted August 8, 2014 Shame on you me from "29 March 2014 - 02:54 PM" since Godzilla 2014 was awesome.http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/9634-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Kids-Deserved-Better-Than-This Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Godzilla rules. This TMNT was a disgrace. Edited October 4, 2014 by Pchan Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted October 5, 2014 Did you really go watch this film AND the latest Transformers film? I decided never to watch another Michael Bay film ever again.... I actually liked TF1... but hated TF2... subjected myself to TF3 on Netflix... in which it took me 2 days to finish... and I regret it.... never again.... Quote GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted October 5, 2014 I'm going to watch the new transformers solely because Shia LaBeouf is not in it. I doubt it'll be good, but other reviews I've read say its the best TF so I'll give it a try even tho it seems like it will disappoint me anyway, which it probably will. This TMNT movie must be better than TMNT 3. I'll watch it just to try and erase TMNT 3 from my memory once and for all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted October 13, 2014 Did you really go watch this film AND the latest Transformers film? I decided never to watch another Michael Bay film ever again.... I actually liked TF1... but hated TF2... subjected myself to TF3 on Netflix... in which it took me 2 days to finish... and I regret it.... never again.... Yep, in the theater because a pal visiting me from Canada wanted to check it out. He picked this over Expendables 3, much to my anguish but a guest is a guest and I'd honor their pick. The movie sucked as much balls as the new Transformers and reminded me of the last really bad movie I had to see in a theater with another friend, about 2 cops, supposed to be funny, with that short guy in it, frakkin miserable hours of my life. Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathscytheX 9,732 Report post Posted October 14, 2014 22 Jump Street? Or the one where they pretend to be Cops? I didn't see either. Quote GET A NEW FUNK ON BEFORE YOU GET DUMPED ON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted October 14, 2014 Maybe it was Tango & Cash? It took them almost 2 hours to finally high five each other. I thought Tango & Cash was great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted October 14, 2014 I refuse to believe anyone or even Pchan could hate Lethal Weapon sequels just because of Joe Pesci.... Quote Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted October 14, 2014 Ride Along. Quote I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
