Tanoro 799 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 I wrote these jokes and e-mailed them around years ago while I was in the military. For once, these jokes are actually mine. 1. If you've ever been caught practicing quickdraw on watch...you might be a military redneck. 2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck. 3. If your aircraft stops on the hook and wire system, but the ordinance did not...you might be a military redneck. 4. If you've ever expended ammunition to save your lunch from seagulls...you might be a military redneck. 5. If those seagulls ever expended ammunition to get you back...you might be a military redneck. 6. If you've ever smacked a flying fish with a broom...you might be a military redneck. 7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck. 8. If you've ever been accused of killing Oscar (the dummy used for man overboard drills)...you might be a military redneck. 9. If you've ever saddled a jet engine...you might be a military redneck. 10. If you've ever disguised illegal alcohol stillery as engine parts...you might be a military redneck. Our nation's military is doing Jeff Foxworthy proud. "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inuyasha88 66 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 2. If you show up for chow one hour early to avoid the long line...you might be a military redneck. 7. If you've ever fed hot sauce to a seagull...you might be a military redneck. So, I'm a military redneck, and not in the military? Does it count if they were 22 shots at the seaguls X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eli 474 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 X'D Navy, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanoro 799 Report post Posted November 16, 2005 How'd you guess? "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanoro 799 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 Navy - Never Again Volunteer Yourself U.S. Army - (backwards) Yes, My Retarded @$$ Signed Up Marine - My @$$ Rides in Navy Equipment I don't have one for Air Force yet. Any ideas? "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mimiru 355 Report post Posted November 17, 2005 Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks I'm called a hypocrite for listening to rap, liking stem cell research, having long hair, and speaking my mind and I registered Republican. Gamertag: FORDno50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira13 1,036 Report post Posted November 19, 2005 I don't know about acronyms, but I always liked Chair Force. X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eli 474 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 Chair Force is about right. X'D As is the Army one. *dies laughing* .....*goes back to work*... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanoro 799 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 Chair Force? X'D I've heard that one before. "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supagoth 100 Report post Posted November 20, 2005 Air F i have air is ready for. go along with that. my vocab sucks how about...... Air force: Anyone Is Really Flying On Randomly Collected Equipment. or to use mimiru's beginning: Air Force: Air Is Ready For Overly Ridiculous Casino Extortion. Niether are funny but hey.... what can you do? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira13 1,036 Report post Posted November 21, 2005 An Idle, Retarded Force Of Ridiculously Chubby Elephant-people Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanoro 799 Report post Posted November 22, 2005 Nah, that doesn't work. Air Force is a tricky one. "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
