falling-angel-111 736 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 Pick the month you were born: January- I crapped February- I slapped March- I murdered April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I had sex with Now pick the day of your birth 1. A prostitute 2. An Asian 3. A Woman with HIV 4. A drunken black man 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. A porn star 13. My lettermans Jacket 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A pencil sharpener 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. The Lamp 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. Mr. Incredible 26. A transvestite 27. The Devil 28. Your hot sister 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because I am a homosexual E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because fruit cakes fly P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I was drunk V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I need to masturbate What did you come up with? my results: I shot a football player because the world will end tomarrow. Mine suck, but I can't say if I knew the world would end tomarrow that I wouldn't. Everybody's probably already done it before but I'm curious and they always make me giggle. "A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides, or a fortune for your disaster." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dudeman 156 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I masturbated with the printer because I'm horny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dogmatix 735 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I slapped a porn star because I'm horny... Yes. Yes, I did. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azrael 994 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I laughed at a married mom, because my heart is two sizes too small. This is actually the case. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I slapped a porn star because I'm horny... Yes. Yes, I did. X'D I shot a pencil sharpener because the world will end tomorrow I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Akira13 1,036 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I had sex with with the tape measurer because I like chocolate. X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I had sex with A transvestite Because my mom told me to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I had sex with A transvestite Because my mom told me to. ahahahahahaha I crapped a pencil sharpener because fruit cakes fly X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanoro 799 Report post Posted January 29, 2006 I stabbed Santa Clause because I like chocolate. These are hilarious! X'D "A dabbler walks the path to pick up the fruit upon it. A Pagan walks the path to see where it goes." ~Tanoro Lockheart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daymost 875 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 I made love to an Asian because I like eggs:D At lest your not daymost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfos3d 803 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 I wrestled my stuffed bunny because I like to spoon. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gundam-Ranger-X 1,988 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 You already know mine and I'm not posting it again. Life tastes like kittens. I like kittens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess Tasha 559 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 I slept with a drunken black man because I like chocolate. Well, I do like chocolate...I don't remember the black man though.\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falling-angel-111 736 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 X'D I love these. You already know mine and I'm not posting it again. awe, come on yours makes the most sense. *glomp* how 'bout I post it for you? "A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides, or a fortune for your disaster." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gundam-Ranger-X 1,988 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 it's not like I can stop you Life tastes like kittens. I like kittens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falling-angel-111 736 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 yay! GRX's results: I slept with a woman with HIV because I was drunk. Makes sense, right? X'D "A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides, or a fortune for your disaster." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azrael 994 Report post Posted January 30, 2006 Tough break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolflord 1,488 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 I slept with the Easter Bunny because I was high. I'd say that makes sense. aomsehri \|/ This post is definitely my greatest contribution to the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted January 31, 2006 hahahaha wolflord X'D i wouldnt put it past you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
animelover 129 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 oh my. lol. these are helareous. I looked at a married mom because I like choclate. lol so funny. --- Life is good. Eturnal life is better. --- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mimiru 355 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 i slapped the rock because im suicudial.... uhhh wtf.. I'm called a hypocrite for listening to rap, liking stem cell research, having long hair, and speaking my mind and I registered Republican. Gamertag: FORDno50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falling-angel-111 736 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 well, it kind of makes sense cause chances are if you slapped the rock, he'd probably kill you. X'D "A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides, or a fortune for your disaster." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mimiru 355 Report post Posted February 1, 2006 ooooh that rock okay. I'm called a hypocrite for listening to rap, liking stem cell research, having long hair, and speaking my mind and I registered Republican. Gamertag: FORDno50 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aqu 1,844 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 I crapped your hot sister because i was high lame Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kelini Report post Posted February 2, 2006 I looked at a married mom because my heart is two sizes too small^_^; Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
