Sledgstone 8,672 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 I got this email from my mom last week.. I thought it was pretty good: This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eppy 3,446 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 bwahahah thats awesome "That fairy needs to stop shouting in my ear, or I'm going to throw her friend I have trapped in the bottle into a lava pit or something. HEY, LISTEN! No, YOU listen. If something's important, just say so without yelling at me. Or fly over to it and change color like you usually do. Just because I'm busy mowing the lawn and hoping I'll find some spare change, doesn't mean I can't hear you." - Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gundam-Ranger-X 1,988 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 I knew it was a dog even before I clicked the spoiler. Not bad though. Life tastes like kittens. I like kittens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 I dun want no more menz or pets! I'm already afraid of cat shit thanx to Cobra!!! Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 hahahahahahah X'D dont be scared lady! im pretty screwed with the 6 cats i got here! >_> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COBRA 378 Report post Posted March 10, 2007 man this reminds me of some Ad's i've seen before, im going to have to find them but this was awesome lol. wonder if anyone, took the dog, (which would that be creepy? O,o) I dun want no more menz or pets! I'm already afraid of cat shit thanx to Cobra!!! ehh your welcome?... lol sorry Dubirds on a Plane! "Don't Mess With The Nation, That Needs Medication!" - Christopher Titus - end of the world comedy tour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
