COBRA 378 Report post Posted March 31, 2007 FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk TEXAS FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. TEXAS FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that shit was awesome " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. TEXAS FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. TEXAS FRIENDS: Steal each other ' s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!! ------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week. TEXAS Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". TEXAS FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. TEXAS FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." TEXAS FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- Cobra's we be the bomb Dubirds on a Plane! "Don't Mess With The Nation, That Needs Medication!" - Christopher Titus - end of the world comedy tour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVA-01 1,796 Report post Posted March 31, 2007 I saw this exact same thing on MySpace but instead of Texas it was Lebanon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COBRA 378 Report post Posted March 31, 2007 I saw this exact same thing on MySpace but instead of Texas it was Lebanon. yeah impretty sure, it's just taken and edited. though, this is pretty damn acurate. so who knows but i did get it off of Myspace. but it was alreddy the texas version. Dubirds on a Plane! "Don't Mess With The Nation, That Needs Medication!" - Christopher Titus - end of the world comedy tour Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted April 1, 2007 OMG! One of my best friends in school was from Texas. Man, he was crazy. [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
minion_general 235 Report post Posted April 1, 2007 dude... this is funny as hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
