Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day, she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, There is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and Pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." A Woman's Prayer: Â"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death" AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine chil dren. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up." thanx to cousin Sandy for postin it on myspace Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 hahahhahahhaha those are amazing X'D especially the last one X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the56ker 100 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 wow that makes alot of sense all of it [sIGPIC] http://forums.ancientclan.com/signaturepics/sigpic1654_3.gif[/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 426 Report post Posted August 27, 2007 Rubber, <snort>, ha ha ha X'D Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HKofsesshoumaru 673 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 Wow...is it really that bad? *re thinks wedding plans* [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] "Well, Toutousai...don't you think it's a pity for Tessaiga? All Inuyasha can do is wave about a sword with all his strength...it's the same whether it's a famous sword or a log." -Sesshoumaru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelene 268 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 At times I wish I could throw my hubby out with the trash but then I would have to take care of the children all by myself! I love you Mathias and would never give you up! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pchan 5,162 Report post Posted August 28, 2007 Freggin hilarious! X'D I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 426 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 I love you too Kelene! You know, I'm living the American dream. I have a wonderful wife and I'm doing the baby sitter without regret! X'D Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelene 268 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 <smacks Mathias in the head> Its a good thing that I'm wife and babysitter! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 426 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 He he he. You're so cute when you're angry. Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolflord 1,488 Report post Posted August 29, 2007 I love you too Kelene! You know, I'm living the American dream. I have a wonderful wife and I'm doing the baby sitter without regret! X'D Lol my friend's dad ran away from his first wife with the babysitter, who is my friend's mom... Sounds like something out of a porno. aomsehri \|/ This post is definitely my greatest contribution to the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 14, 2007 LMAO WOW thats prety much great!!! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pretty foxy 100 Report post Posted October 21, 2007 what? that`s weird.........hm......very....dramatic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
