PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 16, 2007 An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie 1 Gundam-Ranger-X reacted to this [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gundam-Ranger-X 1,988 Report post Posted September 16, 2007 Lawl! Nice! Life tastes like kittens. I like kittens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted September 17, 2007 awwwwwww Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 426 Report post Posted September 17, 2007 That was great! Ingenious! Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kelene 268 Report post Posted September 17, 2007 Get the government to do your work for you! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kite 3,263 Report post Posted September 17, 2007 lol ^^ Bruce Campbell: '' This place has more security then the Batcave '' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 18, 2007 Get the government to do your work for you! yup yup!! =] prrrrrrrrrrrreeeety muuuuuuuuuuch!!!!! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
