PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 18, 2007 Today's Sermon was --- Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have Forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to Forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. "Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a Person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches." I want that old lady as my grandma!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mathias 426 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Grandmas, you gotta love 'em. Understand this lad, fate is a fickle lady. Work with the hand you're dealt and you may just be able to run your flag up the pole. Don't, and well, you may just find your mast cut down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 yup yup!!! =]]]]]]] [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gundam-Ranger-X 1,988 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Old joke. Not as funny once you've heard it already. Life tastes like kittens. I like kittens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsymonSays 153 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 I've heard it so many times but I still love it plus I still got a bunch more =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clara 59 Report post Posted September 25, 2007 oldie but a goodie! Blueberries are my favorite fruit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
