Ladywriter 7,783 Report post Posted March 6, 2008 George Phillips of Gold Coast, Australia was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. ( Boy does this sound familiar! ) George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!' Look at the flowers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CabbitGirl 4,018 Report post Posted March 6, 2008 hahaha very true X'D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Myk JL 1,731 Report post Posted March 6, 2008 That or the word "terrorist" would have helped. Those who fight deplorables should see to it that they themselves do not become deplorables. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolflord 1,488 Report post Posted March 17, 2008 This joke was definitely told here a couple years ago, although I can't remember when or who told it, so it may very well have been you Either way it's a good one! aomsehri \|/ This post is definitely my greatest contribution to the site. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
