Pirates are the smexy
Now, I got nothing against ninjas. Nijas are totally cool. Awesome moves, the whole kick-every-ass-in-the-room-without-being-seen thing is really sweet. But pirates are better. Why, do you ask? Two very simple reasons:
1. Pirates get to blow big shit up.
2. Pirates get loot. Lots and lots of loot.
Yeah, I wanna be a pirate. *nods*
Anyways, Happy Birthday Lady!