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I think its better the the video games....

it feels like Rob Zombie made this

I would like to see a remade SR3 as long as it was M Rated with the following characters.... Assume all characters are around human size & anthropomorphic where applied.... 3rd Street Saints Johnny Gat as Mickey Mouse - Many Saints Row fans raged over the death of Gat. Now imagine if Mickey Mouse fans had the same reaction to Mickey's death. Plus a Fire Breathing Mickey Mouse Mobile is Pure Win. Pierce as Hercules - Fits with the one I have for Shaundi.... Shaundi as Megara - Two over sexualized Women with attitudes. Oleg & Clones as Beast - Also fits in with his relationship with Kinzie Kinzie as Belle - Two Book Worms who barely go out. Zimos as Fat Cat - Because Fat Cat sounds like a Pimp name.... Josh Birk as Gaston - Both Overly successful idiots obsessed with good looks. Angel as Woody - Similarities between losing a mask & not being the favorite toy. Plus Hulk Hogan voicing a Cowboy. The Syndicate Phillipe Loren as a Crow from Dumbo - I know it was a stereotype for African Americans.... But Loren is French.... I mean Belgium.... Same thing.... Viola & Kiki DeWynter as The Siamese Cats from Lady & The Tramp - Originally they were suppose to be Asian but the stereotype of young Asian Women serving white men had that scrapped.... Well Loren is a Crow now.... Matt Miller as Young Anakin Skywalker - Because That whole Ageist thing I guess & revolving around Sci Fi. Killbane as Buzz Lightyear - Obvious choice because on Angel. Plus Instead of removing his mask you just press the button that opens his helmet causing him to freak out. Also makes sense for the happy ending. STAG - Obviously SHIELD Cyrus Temple as Nick Fury - Both Older Leaders. Kia as Maria Hill - Younger 2nd In Commands. Other Cast Members Burt Reynolds as Burt Reynolds - Sorry Mufasa, Han Solo, etcetera but that never changes. Professor Genki as Stitch - Because they're insane.... Monica Hughes as Wicked Stepmother from Cinderella - Both are two older women you may not want to confront. Jenny (Kwilanna) as Sleeping Beauty - I think out of all the Disney Princesses I could think of off the top of my head Sleeping Beauty didn't get that much screen time. If she had an off stage life she'd probably be the most likely to snap like this. Jimmy Torbitson & Planet Saint Clerks as Jar Jar - Because killing a former employee & robbing a store you technically own is fun & made more fun by killing Jar Jar. That & I can imagine Jar Jar sounding like Jimmy.