*dusts off the ole watch*
BIG X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*BIG X falls drops from the sky*
Computer: All systems nominal, weapons at 100% capacity, hyper-matter shields online, power-drolics on standby, vapor vent countermeasures available
DEPLOY VULCAN CANNONS! *unleashes a speculator volley of heavy fire indiscriminately among the masses*
THEY'RE JUST TOO MANY!!! ITS LIKE THEY'RE NEVER ENDING!!
*Continues to lay down suppressive fire, breaking all kinds of random, possibly important things*