Basically my thought process
Super Tuesday - OH SHIT! JOE BIDEN WON! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Wednesday - OH SHIT! I LITERALLY WOKE UP WITHOUT POWER (electric)! *Sigh* Well at least I got my electric back on the same day.
Thursday - I'm glad I'm out of that progressive bubble. And I'm looking forward to tomorrow. Better buy a 12 Pack Of Toilet Paper as I get a $20 bill from the cashier. Might as well be overstocked as I'm down to my last 13 or 14 rolls.
Friday The 13 - A fortune cookie from a China Buffet: "There's a secret romance blooming! Go for it, in spite of your hesitation." Me at China Buffet: "Fake fortune."
3/14 (Pi Day) - Use a Footlong Coupon at a gas station's Subway. Had 2 donuts from gas station's Tim Horton's. Went next door to McDonald's where I had 1 of each pie, a Shamrock Shake, & Shamrock McFlurry. Had to join Super Market Sweep everyone else was doing just in case. Was upset I didn't get my Raspberry Pie despite having 2 Raspberry Pi's at home.
Sunday - Damn It! The Bus isn't available until 12AM! Guess I'll see The Hunt in theaters next week.
3/16 - Would today be Stone Cold day if it wasn't for tomorrow?
Tuesday (Saint Patrick's Day) - A drunk day where I see if Pizza Delivery is sober!
Today - Better do that Census paperwork....
March Madness has been redefined! And I feel like I'm in Mania where others are now in Dementia!