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Myk JL

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  1. Life Is Strange is a 3 lettered title involving Butterflies and a plot twist. No, that's a movie that I don't want to talk about anymore. Life Is Strange is like one of those made for TV movies revolving around rape. No. No. That's confusing it with the channel, Lifetime Movie Network. Life Is Strange is about a girl with a camera who finds out she's a Magical McGuffin. No! No! No! That's the overrated cult classic, Beyond Good & Evil. Okay, I'm just going to do the FNAF version of spoilers. Life Is Strange takes place Monday to Friday. You start out as Freddy who gets bullied by Foxy. You can go talk to Mangle. Then Freddy will go to the girl's restroom. There Freddy will hear a conversation between Balloon Boy & Bonnie. After leaving the girl's restroom you will face your greatest enemy, The Security Guard. Life Is Strange is about feeling guilty about what you did to Bonnie. Life Is Strange is about finding out who is the Purple Man. _ I enjoyed this game until I found out that Episode 5 doesn't work on my PS4. The plot twist makes sense when you focus on one particular NPC's dialogue that Max doesn't. Said plot twist is also reinforced by other missing girls.
  2. I would be impressed if it weren't for the generic name & all the other games where you kill Orcs.
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    Logan

    The heavy metal poisoning really bothers me on the grounds that Adamantium is suppose to be an indestructible metal. If blood pumping through the body can slowly destroy it then a wide variety of non Adamantium impacts should cause more damage to the fictional metal thus proving it pointless to have an Adamantium coated skeleton to begin with. It also raises a hypothesis on the differences between Logan's & Deadpool's healing factors. Logan's healing factor is somehow not immune to aging. Logan's cells just got to that point where they deteriorate like anyone else. The opposite of that however would cause cancer. So in the case of Deadpool the healing factor keeps Deadpool alive & the cancer keeps the healing factor alive despite the fact without the healing factor the cancer would just kill Deadpool.
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    Logan

    I didn't expect the Honest Trailer bring back that guy until I read Feat.
  5. I doubt that Avatar needed any sequels. I can imagine them being set in the same universe. But I just don't see how Pandora can continue being a place of interest.
  6. I did see this movie today and thought it was better than Prometheus, but its not really worth the time to watch. All the human characters there aren't worth hoping they survive. It probably would've been great if it was just a dark comedy about a robot killing off intelligent life with Aliens.
  7. I feel like I should be upset that this is getting a 3rd Season. That "happily ever after" ending of the 2nd Season felt perfect. Here's hoping they bring back Arthur.
  8. Based on my own stupidity I felt the need to self censor myself until after mother's day. Because I felt the need to explain how much I hate my mom. Then I finally tried Facerig. I didn't like any of their default characters. I thought I would find a cheetah in there because I googled Facerig Cheetah. So for the moment making videos isn't something I'm focusing on. I'll be trying Clickteam Fusion 2.5 which I got from a Humble Bundle a year or so ago. Beyond that I think I have some books that I got from Humble Bundle about HTML5. (Plus I may still have access to the online courses I bought from the Escapist Store. But because those aren't HTML5 I might not use those.) No college classes. Otherwise I would've achieved something over a decade earlier. Hopefully HTML5 is considered Flash because when I look for HTML5 questions on Wix the closest question I find only deals with Flash. I'm staying away from 3D (if I can) because I consider my game ideas to be 2D Concepts. If I ever do 3D it'll only be because I could play it in a Web Browser. I think I'd have a harder time dealing with voice actors than learning to program. Making money is only necessary for me if I lose my Government Assistance. Which I could also lose if I succeed at what I'm trying to do. I swear I'm never ever doing any fan-fiction.... Like I'd get close.... But I would lack Source Material or lore break or become convoluted or too furry or that one time I bought Watchmen just to rename them Watchdogs & then I found out about that Ubisoft game. I feel like I could make one good fan-fiction about a DC / LoZ crossover. But even then I'm trying to get myself to shut up about it.
  9. Or maybe it could be more accurate to type "Ending my procrastination"? Typing self-censorship only feels right because I expect to tick off people no matter what I try to create. Or maybe its just demotivation because I still confuse wanting to make HTML5 Games with "Real Video Games"? I know that in the past that I thought I would finally make video games for Ouya. At the time I thought Ouya was going to be different by not getting involved with brick and mortar. By doing so it could've been the first (micro) console to allow AO Rated games. But they got involved with Game Stop & wanted the final say in what the prices were for those games. So I now knew if I wanted to make free porn games the answer would've been No. I got myself motivated again when I thought I would learn how to make games for Linux Steam Machine. I never planned to sell my (still not created) games on Steam. Because Steam has the same standards of consoles despite not being a console. So I had this point in time where I had bought all of these online courses that may or may not work on Linux. I got myself demotivated again after buying a Steam Machine just to find out that I would void my warranty if I decided to use it as a Linux Computer instead of a Console. Part of me is hoping that maybe my (pornographic) ideas can become less grandiose if I could just settle for HTML5. Then demotivated by the fact that Ajit Pai might destroy the internet. Then re-motivated by the fact that Donald Trump might destroy my SSI Checks, Housing Assistance, & Food Stamps. Then demotivated again because maybe failure isn't an option & I want to be okay with my work being a failure. Other things I could do is vlog. When I do I hope that I can turn advertising off. Maybe at best make zero to very little money on patreon. I'm kind of against me vlogging because I don't think I have enough to talk about. And if I did maybe some of those discussions my game ideas. I bought facerig for vlogging last year because I was tired of my human face. Though I don't want to use that all the time so I'm trying to motivated myself to buy Rocksmith 2014 because I think that would be more interesting than me playing Real Video Games. Or maybe just learn something else like Sign Language because not all of my characters in my HTML5 Game Ideas are intended to be voiced. I'm still debating myself on what pornographic / non-pornographic HTML5 Game Idea I should try to make first. Whether or not I'll have my own website or rely heavily on New Grounds. And whether or not I can truly be okay with people who will be mad with me for not dealing with reality or religion on their terms. Sorry if that was too long winded (with maybe some bad grammar) so here is some nice non red text. And finally here are the ideas I'm debating whether or not I'll do. A homophobic god that I would find believable. - I don't believe in the Abrahamic god claims. But if I had to & that somehow that god was homophobic this is how I think it would play out. A racist god - That might be unfair.... Is committing genocide on demons really racist? Something Transphobic? - Not necessarily a god thing. But the idea that a creator would create someone intentionally feeling that they were born the wrong gender is intriguing me more & more. A wide variety of alternate futures inspired by the 2016 election with an alternate past. - Most of these ideas were around before the 2016 election. Why I emphasis it now is simply because I had all of these alternate futures but the blanks in my head felt unfilled until that year. One blank I did have filled out before that was what I was going to substitute for religion even though religion still exist in those timelines. One of those timelines involves a knock-off of Cats 'N Cameras which I started brainstorming in 2011. A part of that timeline is genderless children who probably have disturbing imaginations. Then there is a different timeline which will probably show how dumb I am for being Wiki Smart when it comes to evolution. There is a lot more but those are specifically pornographic or not pornographic. An alternate timeline that happens before that election - I intend for this to be filled with Aliens (from space), Technobabble, & Taboos.... I do have a lot more ideas. But I look at them the same way I look at Ghost Chasers 3. Or that one I think would be considered a Zootopia knock-off (even though that might be all my 2016 inspired ideas).
  10. I found this a very interesting watch.
  11. The plot twist ending revolves only around this obsession with butterflies as the only proof that he was the bad guy. Plot twist endings only work IF the movie reflects on how they work. Its what separates the I Am Legend "book ending" starring Will Smith from M. Night Shyamalan's only good movie The Sixth Sense. Will Smith blowing himself up wasn't a great ending. But it didn't seem out of context when factoring in. The creatures chasing Will Smith. Will Smith trying to cure the creatures. Flashbacks where the creatures were attacking every human that was fleeing the city. It being stated that the creatures were still killing humans. Will Smith having to kill the dog because it was implied that the dog wanted to kill him. If I had never seen the I Am Legend "book ending" starring Will Smith I would still consider it a good movie. (Not a great movie but a good movie.) This plot twist comes off as shitty not because it HAD a meaning. But because it HAD a meaning that didn't fit the rest of the film they made.
  12. The theater ending to me just seemed more appropriate to be because all I really remembered from the monsters were Them chasing Will Smith. Will Smith trying to cure them. Flashbacks where they were attacking every human that was fleeing the city. It being stated that they were still killing humans. Will Smith having to kill the dog because it was implied that the dog wanted to kill him. .... Yeah I know I don't remember the name of the character Will Smith played.... But none of this comes off as a misunderstanding. And while I haven't read the book if it revolves around a Butterfly Tattoo as the only proof that the main character is the true monster then I still consider it a shitty plot twist.
  13. The original ending to I Am Legend came off as a shitty plot twist to me. The theater ending was at least consistent with the rest of the movie.
  14. Myk JL

    Dark Souls

    My experience with retrieving my Souls & Humanity has had it always appearing on a flat non-moving surface. In the case of the elevator in Blight Town they appear right before getting onto the elevator. In the case of bottomless falls I have & seen others fall to their deaths. This is because the way you retrieve your Souls & Humanity also doubles as a way for other players to see how you died. I think the only way you could permanently lose your Souls & Humanity is if you died again before you could retrieve them. The way the games saves it always remembers what you were doing before you quit. So if you quit the game surrounded by dead bodies you will reload that game surrounded by dead bodies. Personal Goals Achieved My Endurance is at 40 Soft Cap My Vitality is at 50 Soft Cap Going back to The Catacombs to collect the Great Scythe Remembering to wear the Crimson armor set in The Great Hollow Finally visited Ash Lake Killing Basilisks & Mushroom Parents was pretty slow. So slow that I rather not try to fight The Hydra at Ash Lake yet. More boring Personal Goals Getting my Strength back up to 46 so I can one hand the Demon's Great Hammer again See if I need to raise Dexterity with any of the weapon I have collected Recollect a lot of items in the area of Blight Town I was avoiding
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    Rebel Galaxy

    I finally took time to do the main story & it was okay. That seems like an odd thing to say since this has become my favorite space ship game on the PS4. That might not be saying much as the only other games I've played with Space Ships in them on PS4 have been Star Trek Online & Mass Effect Andromeda. Though I guess if I counted Saints Row 4 which is a last gen port Rebel Galaxy would come in 2nd place. My only other final thoughts on Rebel Galaxy is selling Space Slaves is wrong. But killing Space Slaves is okay....
  16. At best if you didn't preorder MEA then I wouldn't recommend buying it until the MEA series is over & bundled on a console. At worst.... Wait.... you actually buy games off of Origin?.... Don't do that. Instead wait for EA to put these into a Humble Bundle or free if they're desperate. My gripes with MEA On Elaaden there are Female Turians with male voices. Either this was a mistake. Or there is someone who is pushing for a Transgender perspective on a species that you could clearly tell which was which from the neck up. If it was the latter keep them away from telling you which is the male & female lion. The inside of The Tempest when in space doesn't match the outside of The Tempest when you're doing missions. I put the ancient AI with SAM. It disappeared on Meridian. I feel pressured to stick with the default name if I start over from the very beginning as both my character's father & sister are on a first name basis. It would've been nice to have a selection of names to pick from instead of typing a new one in like what Fallout 4 has. Even better if I got to also choose my sibling's name. I have had zero interest in its online multiplayer since I couldn't find where I could select a non-human race. And by extension have had zero interest in APEX. I really hate Sudoku. I know I can look up the answers online or use decryption keys I can find & eventually can buy. But I'm getting sick of AAA games having flash games in them. The whole waking up people from Cryo is mostly collecting rewards that should be automatically sent to you. Mine eventually broke with the times set at 45 minutes before I had to manually collect my rewards. I never found the friendship option. It makes me think I have to choose love option I might get when I tend to ask questions then deny said love. Which seems pretty stupid because I don't go around nearly confessing love when I mean friendship. Despite liking Liam's Loyalty mission both he & Cora were a waste of squad mate selections. At best one of those could've went to a Salarian. Loyalty missions felt like they lacked that certain "Jack & Miranda" bond they could've had. Or any form of bond at all. I was really expecting to have Drack say something unique during Vetra's loyalty mission & vice versa. And I'm extremely upset that Cora didn't get overlooked for PeeBee during Cora's loyalty mission. I didn't even try to see if anything would've happened between Liam & Jaal during their loyalty missions. Having only 2 text options to select from that would be either Emotional, Logical, Casual or professional. If only 2 options are available than these labels shouldn't apply. Because in these moments there is only one proper answer. I never wanted to be professional when it came to opening a door or talking to the gardener. But I had to. These should've only applied when there could've been 4 options. The way female Angara usually stand with their tight shiny clothes for some weird reason remind me of blow up dolls. I don't know if that's me being weird or it just being weird. But it feels like a negative to me. Feeling obligated to have Jaal with me when I'd prefer my squad mates to be Vetra & Drack. The force fields that prevent you from leaving the area should've been environment damage instead. this would've turned Kadara into at least 1 island but would've been worth it. As force fields feel like they break a 4th wall. Defeating an Architect the first time is awesome! Doing that more than once ruined how awesome it was. I would've been more willing to over look most of my gripes under certain story changes. Kadara is the 1st planet the Andromeda initiative has to settle on. Story wise as a result there are no Angara there. Sloane Kelly would be ruling from a former Kett base. If there are Angara buildings there, they're falling apart. If you choose Scientists your outpost is more likely to be attacked by The Kett. If you choose Military it is more likely to be attacked by The Outcast. I guess that also means The Collective doesn't exist in this story. Instead of Jaal being part of The Tempest crew he is a part of your Sibling's Crew along with a female Angara. Story wise this would be due to the Angara not trusting the Andromeda initiative. This could lead to a squad of 6 every time you had to join forces. This could also make The Rokaar unnecessary. With the exception of H-047c, the Andromeda initiative can't settle on anymore worlds. Even if that would mean other world maps being as big as Havarl. This would raise the tension between the Angara & the Andromeda initiative in 2 ways. The Angara believing that the Andromeda initiative is making bombs. And the humans being denied Habitat 7 after 600 years of sleep. (Plus all the other planets the other aliens wanted.) This all being stated I'd still be willing to waste money on this preorder and future preorders for MEA.... So.... yeah.... Do as I say and not as I do.... Unless you're really into Female Turians.... In which case go Team Vetra?....
  17. I don't know what was wrong with how they originally did relationships. I was able to get my male Ryder with Vetra despite doing her loyalty mission after killing the archon. I think I only had that problem with non squad mates as I don't remember ever getting a flirt option with Cora. I ended up shipping my male Ryder late because I thought the game had already decided that he would be shipped to Liam.... It freaked me out a lot as I prefer Liam to be in my friend zone.... I went through the rest of the main quest refusing to talk to anyone aboard The Tempest until I killed the archon. I was able to do manual saves on the PS4.
  18. The one with Godzooky or the one with Nigel? .... I liked them both, but couldn't get Volume 3 of the one with Godzooky. .... The one with Nigel had more episodes despite it being based off of GINO/Zilla 1998.
  19. Due to how many times I saw it on a different hentai site I started reading The Cummoner. At some point in time I finally found the Raine Silves comic called Vilous. Today it has an April Fool's Comic. http://vilous.net/index.php?cid=140 Also Twokinds has an April Fool's Comic today. http://twokinds.keenspot.com/comic/968/
  20. The Kett to me came off as grittier version of the Zin Empire from Saints Row 4. But that's probably because I kept choosing Casual Dialogue when confronting The Archon. And it probably didn't help I focused on Melee instead of guns. At least the Nomad didn't become worthless.
  21. Superior to Fox's X-Men movies or Sony's Spider-Movies?.... Or just that one joke where you see Spider-Man in an X-Men blooper?
  22. This won't be interesting or stupid as the one starring Tim Curry. In other words I expect it to be a bland PG-13 movie.
  23. I've been addicted to replaying previous chapters & I only really have 3 thoughts. The eye lids on my character (3rd default face) look weird when he blinks. I've grown to hate Sodoku. Vetra ♥ .... I haven't finished the game yet.
  24. I don't care that I might've spoiled something for myself, but this became the only way ME:A was going to make me preorder it.
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