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Myk JL

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  1. Myk JL

    Half-Life 3

    The sad thing is forcing Duke Nukem to play with poop was the best part of the game. But then again I feel sorry for Terdburgler for now having his user name assocated with the worst Duke Nukem game ever made.
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    Half-Life 3

    Duke Nukem Forever was a bad game not (just) because it was outdated but because it wasn't better than Duke Nukem 3D. Duke Nukem 3D You had to explore the environment to get Key Cards Could carry lots of Guns Could Save Women Used a Scuba Tank (in story mode) Had a Jet Pack (in story mode) Was basically Duke Nuke 2 but as an FPS. Duke Nukem Forever Really linear Point A to Point B Could only carry 2 Guns Could only Mercy Kill Women (& play with alien wall boobs) Breathed bubble patches like Sonic The Hedgehog (in story mode) Didn't have a Jet Pack (in story mode) Was basically a half assed Duke Nukem 3D. *Edit* I'd also like to point out if making new games to old & probably forgotten franchises was universally a bad idea then the new XCom should've failed.
  3. Maybe the animators who made The Simpson's & Futurama were testing out how to get liquid into that egg like they did when Fry asked about the commercial in his dream. As for your other dream(s) after that it reminded me a little of the Resident Evil movies. - I suppose after complaining last night that if I have any Video Game dreams they were usually of LoZ. Before waking up I had one of MGS it however ended when I got aggravated that I couldn't find the restart mission option. I ended up going back to sleep where I was somehow friends with Conan O'Brien & just about as tall. Unfortunately I couldn't watch his show live as all the seats were reserved. So I ended up backstage where I kept getting complaints from an old woman that I should leave because I wasn't granted access to be there. I think I might've also cursed out some other people.
  4. Lucky you.... You basically had a dream similar to Saints Row 4.... The closest I ever gotten to Video Game dreams is The Legend Of Zelda. The last one of those I had ended with me unintentionally destroying a TV with an actual gun because I was trying to kill the enemies. Which makes no sense because there are no guns in The Legend Of Zelda. As for reoccurring nightmares from childhood I use to have one where I'd step on what I thought were dead bats outside my dad's home at night. However I'd eventually step on a live one. It would then let out a scream followed by me being attacked by bats. This nightmare however would only reoccur when I slept in my cousin's room when it had the angry black panther picture. I had became obsessed with the dream & the picture that I believed caused the dream. I think I wanted to prove that I could get into my dad's place without killing any bats that would then cause me to be attacked by bats.
  5. Because I'm too lazy to keep a Dream Journal & even IF I did I would want to share anyway. Onto my most recent remembered messed up dream. I had a dream where Will Ferrel succeeded in flooding the world. But Chuck Norris retroactively prevented it as Walker Texas Ranger. Then Walker breaks into a Police Base & kills 2 crooked cops. This is then followed by Walker's Sidekick Officer Tucker (WTF?! What happened to Ranger Trevet?) Who then declares to the dead crooked cops that he wouldn't marry them. This statement is then followed by a flashback where Tucker is a pastor who actually had these two crooked cops married. After the flashback the area where the crooked cops were killed is now a crime scene. Where the investigators are now questioning how did Chuck Norris fire bullet casings at the now dead crooked cops. This is made even more confusing by the fact the blood is on the area where the bullet would have left. And then I woke up & went on explaining to myself why I had such a messed up dream. Will Ferrel was in it probably because despite my liking him as a comedy actor I've had the habit of remembering how much Stranger Than Fiction sucks. BTW Stranger Than Fiction sucks if I didn't mention that already. The flooding of the world was probably because Movie Bob showed a trailer for a new Noah's Ark movie during a review for Man Of Tai Chi. Why Chris Tucker was there is probably because I've seen trailers for the buddy cop film where he tries to get married to Ice Cube's sister. The Homosexual Marriage the 2 crooked cops had was probably because Jon Stewart congratulated Homosexual Marriage finally coming to New Jersey. Followed by jokes about how that pastor who had the Homosexual Couple married made it look awkward. The Crime Scene part after was probably because something like CSI or whatever comes on after Walker Texas Ranger when I usually go do laundry. As for Chuck Norris & why he did whatever he did as Walker Texas Ranger, well, Do NOT question Chuck Norris! Or why he was even there. (Which I think I already explained.) Still seems weird the two crooked cops he killed were Homosexual. Wait, is Chuck Norris homophobic? Or was it just coincidental that those cops were Homosexual?... Dammit I just questioned Chuck Norris.... My next two dreams were about a Lioness.... Who in my first dream freaked me out because she had a foot fetish.... Just utterly creepy as I swore I could feel my toes between her teeth. I woke relieved that it was just a dream.... But felt the urge to have that dream again.... Because despite being illegal (in most states) & probably the dumbest thing someone could do in real life that could get them killed it was just a dream. So I had the dream again expecting a different outcome.... And I got it.... In the form where it ended with her pouncing me & either biting or nibbling my neck & shoulder. I then woke up & decided never to have that dream again because whatever fetish she has, it clearly involved her mouth....
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    Contrast

    Even if PS Home isn't on PS4 I might switch over to TESO anyway. Though now that they have a PS4 event on PS Home I'm looking forward to the plausible outburst of anger no matter what Sony does during it. I finished the quests that gave me the free PS Vita games only to enter a door followed by the words To Be Continued.
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    Contrast

    I think I might've gotten a PSP Game from PS+ but that might've been months ago if I did. Also with out the need for PS+, currently, you can go onto PS Home to The PS4 Experience & get codes for Destruction Derby, Twisted Metal, & Warhawk for PS Vita.
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    Contrast

    They have a habit at times of making free games for only one particular device. I've had weeks where I'd get free PS Vita Games but nothing I can play on PS3.
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    I was able to do it easier with Contrast but it took longer with Resogun as it wasn't being labeled as free at first. At least now they both appear in my Purchase History. So I'll be getting a PS4 when TESO comes out.... or when I feel the urge to buy a PS4 the month before PS4 Slim comes out.
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    PS+ doesn't release an X amount of games on a monthly basis. It releases an X amount on a weekly basis. So a minimum of 4-5 games a month depending on the amount of Tuesdays. Or at least that's how its done with PS3. I don't know if its a different day on PS4. But I normally check the PS+ Blog. http://blog.us.playstation.com/tag/playstation-plus/
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    Here's the Drive Club Update from PS Blog http://blog.us.playstation.com/2013/10/18/driveclub-update/ Based on that I'll assume Contrast is the full version & not a PS+ Edition. Though it doesn't explain why Contrast is free with PS+ on PS4 but not free with PS+ on PS3. *Edit Forgot the word not....
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    Drive Club is a PS4 only games but if it were being offered on PSN as free with PS+ then that offer should still exist even though I can't play it on my PS3. Or maybe I'm too use to the fact I can get free PSP / Vita Games despite the fact I get them on PS3 but can't play them on PS3. I just think its a flaw on Sony's part in the long run. Because eventually they won't offer free PS3 Games. And they may take down PSN for PS3 as well. When that happens I won't have a library of games that give me an urge to even buy a PS4 like I do with PS Vita TV.
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    I find it odd this is free on PS+ but only the PS4 version. There is also a version for PS3 but that's still $14.99. If I remember correctly the free PS4 games aren't intended to be the full version of the game. (Even though they aren't demos.) Or maybe that was just Drive Club. Also no Resogun (offer) on PS3 (for PS4) at all but that's a whole different topic.
  14. Because Batman Arkham Origins is stuck on my mind http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8390-Batman-Arkham-Origins That on its own might make me question whether or not I'd buy it at all even if it was the GOTY Edition. Not that its a bad game but it sounds like I already own it thanks to Batman Arkham City.
  15. If they ever did rely on Humble Bundle to sell you nothing but DLC in the future while the Humble Store had the game those would be the Humble Bundles I'd pass on. Maybe Saints Row DLC but even then I'd be annoyed by the fact I already bought the Season Pass on SR3s DLC. The Irony of Humble Bundle no longer being Humble. *Edit* I feel extremely dense.... Probably because Humble Bundle finally told me I couldn't have the Batman Arkham Origins DLC after switching web browsers since I didn't own Batman Arkham Origins. So, yeah I'm never ever going to redeem that. And even if I could there would be no point since by then I'd own the GOTY Edition.
  16. Batman: Arkham Origins DLC.... I feel stumped.... I know IF I want Batman: Arkham Origins I'm just going to way for the GOTY version. GCI is Free To Play but I haven't played it since sometime after getting it on PS3 from my Plus membership. Kinda makes me feel bad for buying the 2 DLC packs that were available for the PS3 version if I was ultimately going to get free DLC for it anyway. Then again I stopped playing because I couldn't access the DLC after buying it. That & they wouldn't allow me to be a Joker. I was stuck as a Batman. Not certain if I want Guardians Of Middle-Earth + Smaug's Treasure DLC based on that Bat Logic.... .... F*** It. Regardless of whether or not I need it I'll redeem it to my account anyway. If I have (had) any friends that needed me to pay for $6 or more for Humble Bundles I'd just get the same annoyed feeling I'd get from PS Home Noobs. .... Wow.... Did they actually remove the $6 minimum?.... Great I might have to debate with myself whether or not I go back to paying $6.66 for these when plausible.... I was saving $0.66 after all.
  17. I was referring to trailer you posted previously not to Movie Bob's review just to clarify.
  18. No spoiler tags for this but 2:10 was a major spoiler.... http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/8398-Thor-The-Dark-World?utm_source=latest&utm_medium=index_carousel&utm_campaign=all Also stay after the credits.
  19. I was under the impression that Steam Machines had an Other OS Option so even if they didn't work with Windows games I could always install Windows 7 on it.
  20. Same here.... Also curse my inability to keep my boycott of Humble Bundle & all the manure I had to go through just to connect my Steam Account to my Humble Bundle Account. Only things I'm thankful for after this is the $6 that went all to WB & everyone who kept the average below $6 to begin with.
  21. Even with this explanation I rather not go through the process of adding then removing my Steam Account every time I donate. They should've just made the minimum $10 or above average in order to get Steam Keys.
  22. And thus I stop doing Humble Bundles. It feels like Youtube all over again.... Minus Google of course.
  23. Lets all forget X-Men 3 is fine by me. .... Also Dammit Halle Berry why couldn't you do Mohawk Storm?!.... Wasn't it bad enough you ruined Cat Woman's outfit?!
  24. How annoying this'll probably be the closest we'll get to see Wonder Woman in the movie theater. In any case I'm still skipping this movie.
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