Myk JL
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I'll be impressed when it takes out missiles, but right now it seems kinda pointless.... http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/425349/april-10-2013/navy-laser-technology
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The Air Conditioner I get will have to not rely on a window as I live on the 2nd floor. Last thing I need is it to fall & destroy someone's car.
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Maybe I should stick to the bus if this is that big of a problem. But as long as they can't get into my apartment I wouldn't worry much. I should probably get an Air Conditioner just to be extra careful.
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Happy B-Day DX! Remember not to blow out the candles with a Shotgun.... That's what Sniper Rifles are for!
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So its North Korea Vs The US minus any plausible racism toward Asians?.... That still sounds interest for me to see at least.
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1. Flossing I use to do it a lot more when the local drug stores sold Crest Floss Tape. A shame they no longer do. But then again my overall dental hygiene has been bad over the years.... Now I'm starting to wonder if those stereotypes about British teeth are true.... 2. Compulsive baking I don't.... Most of the food I eat is either on my electric grill or doesn't need to be cooked. Maybe this doesn't count but next Thanksgiving I'm making myself a Turkey with BBQ sauce. 3. Sending personalized holiday cards I hate Santa Clause to much to ever celebrate such a contradictive holiday. Not to mention "The Birth Of Christ" is around the start of Winter. Fuck its cold. Then the end of Winter is "Christ's Death & Resurrection". Thank FSM that Guy is dead! Now we can focus on the life that Spring brings for 9 months before Winter again. 4. Talking to strangers unprompted Small talk among strangers it doesn't last long. But I find it more comforting than talking to people who remind me of my past. 5. Whooping But.... you have Soccer Football Hooligans.... That was just a stereotype?.... But.... It was my favorite about you.... As for me I don't Whoop or have any reason to. 6. Compulsive sentimentality Aside from holding a door open for someone I don't do anything of the sort. And I steer clear of feelings due to past issues. 7. Drinking milk I thought Brit was short for British.... Not Brittle Bones. 8. Ordering super size portions I swear its mostly stress eating & I can quit whenever I want.... BACK OFF ITS MINE! 9. Taking home leftovers Why order food if you're not going to eat it? Seems like a waste of money. Not to mention there are people without food who would beg for your left overs that you wasted money on that you weren't going to eat anyway. 10. Eating breakfast together I don't remember such things unless Breakfast in the High School Cafeteria counts.
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I enjoyed District 9 though I don't expect anyone else to enjoy that movie just because I did.
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I tend to forget this movie when other people with similar sounding names come to mind.... Like maybe horrify movies about an exaggerated Jim Carrey.... Drew Carey replacing Bob Barker.... Or the scariest of them all.... John Kerry losing to George W. Bush.
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This trailer had me at 0:57.
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Alienware X51 Gaming PC with Ubuntu OS Available for $600 The one they review costs more. Alienware X51 with UBUNTU Linux I almost want it now, but I'll be waiting till after The 3rd Xbox & PS4 are already released for a new PC.
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Damn.... there goes my "The Immortal Ebert" gag that I was too lazy to write.... You know.... because unlike Video Games he was "going to stand the test of time".... Or so it went if I remembered that correctly.... He was even going to be teamed up with Siskeltron(s).... I could probably agree with him that Video Games aren't art but for different reasons. But because they won't stand the test of time? No one at a flight school is ever going to have to hear the bad news that "CoD Peace In The Middle East" didn't sell over 2 million. And because of that they'll have to return to instructional video. How about "Video Games aren't Art" because the Video Game Industry itself is dominated by a Summer Block Buster Mentality. Where all you mostly get is macho-ism, explosions, guns, explosions, patriotism, explosions, bromance, explosions, car chases, explosions, maybe a damsel in distress, explosions, defining why we hate Michael Bay, and before I forget explosions. This is the part where I'd AssUMe Ebert said such a thing because in reality Movie Theaters aren't going to stand the test of time if iPhones & what not ever get the chance to replace them. A plausible reason to be paranoid about if you are a professional passive couch potato. Even most movies aren't art if its based on "the test of time" because movies are usually remade or forgotten about. Most people don't talk about how great "The Ghost & Mrs Muir" movie was. That movie is long gone.... Replaced by Twilight.... Ebert probably should've been happy that Hollywood didn't have control over actual art pieces. Because Hollywood probably would've replaced The Mona Lisa decades ago with various actresses & eventually singers. Then we could've all complain about Lady Gaga's smile. .... Okay.... I'm done with my most likely Nucking Futs Straw Man & I may regret this rant later.... But I had to get that out of my system.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyxmD_UAK4
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The 3 poop jokes I was referring to
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Its such a hard movie to forget! That bird pooping on the bald guy is funny! But then again I haven't forgotten about That happy little blue bird left a happy little dodo on your hand Bird poop on a car being labeled good luck moments before a man falls on it Kid trying to taste snow flakes with friends only taste bird poop Bird poop jokes are so hard to forget I think.... Can anyone guess what the above were from?.... Also if I remember correctly one actor was in 2 of the above but only in one of actual jokes.
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http://www.ancientclan.com/topic/12581-half-life-and-portal-movies-jj-abrams/ Too obvious, but more dissappointing....
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Cesar Chavez Google Doodle vs Easter: do Christians hate civil rights? For me I didn't know today was Easter. But then again I didn't plan on making Hard Boil Eggs till next month when my stove is hopefully turned on. I still looked at Bunny Yiff. I also ate pork ribs.... But since I was going to do that anyway I also ate those with bacon & Mexican Style Four Cheese Blend.... You know because not only is it not kosher if Jesus was Jewish.... But its also "unamerican" since none of the cheeses are "American Cheese".... Hopefully I'll remember Easter next year when I can make my own hard boiled eggs. And I plan on buying "Do You Like Horny Bunnies" if I have a Steam Box by then.
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Injustice: Gods Among Us (DC comics fighter made by MK team)
Myk JL replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Video Games
If Batman wins it will be based solely on popularity. (No Kryptonite Required.) It'll hopefully confuse some fans on why Batman would win on popularity alone. But then again these are the same people who think Joker could defeat Lex Luthor. Despite the fact Lex Luthor would've been the more logical choice when it comes to Weapons, Armor, Strength, Intellect, etc. On the other hand when it comes to Superman.... Well after his Death Battle with Goku I'm pretty certain he's always holding back. If anyone could've beaten Superman by now it would've been Green Lantern if GL was mimicking Kryptonite. So this whole thing coming down to a Mortal Man & a Being who doubles as his own Death Star is pretty bizarre. -
Injustice: Gods Among Us (DC comics fighter made by MK team)
Myk JL replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Video Games
https://injustice.dccomics.com/tournaments/semifinals/1 https://injustice.dccomics.com/tournaments/semifinals/2 Aw.... Way to spoil the obvious.... What's next?.... You going to spoil who will win between Batman & Superman?.... No?.... Good. Because I don't care who wins now. -
I'll be happy if they ignore Romulus, Muramasa Blade, & Daken....
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I expect it to flop so far.... But then again that's just me hoping X-Men will return to Marvel Studios.
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/7053-SimCity?utm_source=latest&utm_medium=index_carousel&utm_campaign=all That at least sold me on the idea of getting Sim City 4.
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If only previous Escapist Shows still existed.... I kinda feel the need to post about Unforgotten Realms.... Which I'm sure most have Forgotten about by now....
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I kind of regret buying the first after Steam had an about $25 All THQ Games Bundle. Still I mainly did that for Saints Row The Third. This new THQ Humble Bundle however lacks any games I really want. I feel like they're doing another THQ Bundle since or if they can't get another major publisher who wants to do this.
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Large images the new standard for websites? (Gawker sites)
Myk JL replied to Sledgstone's topic in Random
I find it okay. If you think better can be done you should at least try. Side Note I use to think Flash was the future to all websites. Now I think its an annoyance that allows banner ads to become more irritating. Whether by having sound, expanding causing me to miss what I was going to click on, etc.