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I've heard it so many times but I still love it plus I still got a bunch more =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

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Today's Sermon was --- Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have Forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to Forgive your enemies?" "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety-eight." she replied. "Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a Person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the Congregation, and said: "I outlived the bitches." I want that old lady as my grandma!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Don't Leave Me!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love You!!!!!!!!!! Your My Budy!!!!!!!!!!!

yup yup!! =] prrrrrrrrrrrreeeety muuuuuuuuuuch!!!!!

YAY!!! caffien gets me HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!! BOW-CHICK-BOW-WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son: Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son: Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie

you enjoy it muahahaha!! =]

what??? I just lost my mind ahahahahaha!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE CAFFINE!!! I'm so addicted HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

ummm yeah maybe I dunno >.< AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!

thanx to every one who has said welcome and hahaha tot he and stuff part =]

I like funny and sifi and action and fantasy I watched samari deeper and some of the real popular ones that i use to see on adult swim on cartoon network I've watched more but right now my brain ist working cause I'm thinking of my boyfriend cause ever since he and I stared dating and stuff he's been a really butt head. hahaha

hahaha silly rabbit... ... ... ...tricks are for kids teeheehahaha

thanx an I don't know cause I haven't seen that many

so do I taste good??? hahahahahahaha!!!!

I have many more jokes that are even funnier that this one

I draw and I'm designing my friends first tattoo its ganna be sick in the head!! I can't wait till I'm done with it

I'm an artist and I love love love music!!!!!!! every one says I'm funny I don't get to watch anime or tv in general because my little sister is always hogging it. playing video game or watching hanna montana hahahahahaha!!!! so I mostly listen to music ummm....=/ ok then

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a >doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from His wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits Ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

LMAO WOW thats prety much great!!!

LMAO!!!!... ... ... ... ... ...great...=/

hi I'm sort of new here but hey some told me once that I should tell people that I'm a newb but I don't care cause I'm proud of it!!! hahahahaha!!!