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What the hell is so cool about DDR I want to know? I think the game is a damned waste.
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Naraku is coolest. Powerful, evil, and just plain cool
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Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I have my own private plotonium mine. -
Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Behold the power of my fucking nuke damn-it! Eat that. -
Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
wait who am I fighting? -
My Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, Same here! Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 40 I clock in the morning. I said, I'm looking for SeX. -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog.
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Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Pain is only weakness leaving the body! I think it would have eventually made him stronger -
Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I'd fight him -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I was accually hopeing for some one to die. It would have made things way more interesting. -
Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Dragon of the darkness flame is over rated after all Bui deflected it in the dark turnament. -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I was thinking some one was going to die. -
Who is the tuffest short guy?
Flying_Monkey replied to Ladywriter's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
hiei would have no trouble layin the beat down on krillin -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I still wish didn't miss the beginig of it all. shoot I've only seen like 2 episodes! -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Haven't been able to watch much of it but from what I've seen it fucking rocks -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Damn that Jay and Silent Bob thing is so funny. I'm still laughing. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe can't breath too much laughing. so funny -
Fullmetal Alchemist on Adult Swim
Flying_Monkey replied to DeathscytheX's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
funfunfun -
Least Favorite Anime or Manga
Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Naruto and Bebop are both good. -
Least Favorite Anime or Manga
Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
88 started it -
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Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Screw yourself damn-it! hehe. -
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DBZ AND GT sucks ass! I wonder who will say something first. -
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Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Alice 19th, I hate it! Ragnarok is starting to piss me of cause it just stoped on the 10th vol. and it is not even close to being done with the story! -
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Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I have to agree about DBZ, flood. I liked Ninja Scroll and Inuyasha though. eva? -
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Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
Inuyasha rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate Tenchi too. -
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Flying_Monkey replied to Inuyasha88's topic in Anime / Animation / Manga / Comics
I'm still trying to make any scence out of all that madness. I so confused!