Ladywriter

A maid went to her employer asking for a raise. The lady of the house was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a raise?"

Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want a raise. The first is that I iron better than you."

Lady of the house: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Lady of the house: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Lady of the house: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Lady of the house (very upset now) "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE!