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  1. That aint what i said but nevermind. Guess Sledge was watching tv while I was speaking and yes, I think J will die otherwise that convrersation was pointless or she coulda had it with somebody else
  2. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, Or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day, she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a woman steals your husband, There is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." A young son asked, "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son." Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, And by then, it was too late." Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and Pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." A Woman's Prayer: Â"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man, to Love and to forgive him, and for patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death" AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine chil dren. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut up." thanx to cousin Sandy for postin it on myspace
  3. poor Chopper. To see the man he admired be such a shit. I hope he kills the shit outta hogback
  4. I'll guess the conversation between Jira n Tsunade took place cuz he's gonna kill J off
  5. its too bad the time skip was only 2 years. they would have been better off handling the situation as adults instead of kids trapped in the throws of puberty
  6. needs more plot >.< this fighting is just leading to another war anyway >.<
  7. my fight scenes are pirate/ninja stuff Rain in the Desert had outstanding fight scenes (Chapter 9 for example)It helps me to watch a lot of action sequences prior to writing the scenes. as I'm watching I'm memorizing the moves. also put on some kick ass music (the first few Naruto ost's are good for that) in the background not too loud to mess up yer thinking but enough to launch ya into the fight.
  8. awsome series. I'm wearin my fmp t shirt rite now
  9. everybody bailed on the anime after L died X'D
  10. bout damn time! first time in a loooooong time I'm actually looking forward to the next chapter
  11. .........I'm gonna get a rail gun and........
  12. Ladywriter

    suprise ^-^

    "Why am I still looking?" X'D
  13. 4real remember at the end of the show.... sad Bruce walking away all alone music
  14. no artificial meat for me either. eww the idea of grown skin used to test shit tho is an excellent idea and a long overdue one
  15. Ladywriter

    suprise ^-^

    *still cant stop laughing*
  16. Ladywriter

    suprise ^-^

    I'll print it frame it n put it on sledgers nightstand X'D
  17. I love courage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awsome!
  18. Ladywriter

    suprise ^-^

    omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. dont run, walk. if ya wanna clean out yer system guzzel (dont drink) 8 to 12 8oz glasses of water a day and eat foods high in fiber. fruit and veg with the skin, wheat bread and brown rice.
  20. Ladywriter

    Hi I'm new

    lol you'll finger yer way around sooner or later
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