well there a joke thats ok for me its called fuckyou trouble it goes like this
there were two boys named fuckyou and trouble so one day they wanted to play hide n go sike so trouble was it he had to count to ten so fuck you was running to cross the street but he did not look across the street so then he almost got hit by a car a police car so then the policeman puts down the window and he calls fuckyou he says hey hey you come here so fuckyou walks up to the policeman the policeman says whats your name boy fuckyou says my name is fuckyou the policeman says what what did you just say my name is fuckyou the policeman says are you looking for trouble fuckyou says no trouble is looking for me